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Old 03-21-2008, 07:26 PM   #1
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A great joke

About time I told this joke (ma and pa speak in southern drawls):

An old man and woman are living where the stll need to use an outhouse. One day, the old man walks in and says "Ma, the outhouse is full. What should I do?" Ma says, 'Well, there's a colledge graduate down the street. Why don't you go ask him." The old man thinks "That's a good idea" and goes to the colledge graduate's house. He knocks on the door, the colledge graduate answers and asks "What can I do for you, sir?" The old man says "Well, my outhouse is full. What do you think I should do?" The colledge graduate thinks a minute, then says "Well, what I suggest you do is take two sticks of dynamite and cut one fuse this much shorter than the other. Light them both at the same time, and throw them under the outhouse. Run to a safe -place. About that time, the first stick should go off and blow the outhouse sky-high. About that time, the second stick of dynamite should go off and fertilize your yard. The outhouse comes down, and there you go.' the old man thinks "That sounds good. So he says "Thanks, Sonny" and gets two sticks off dynamite and does what the colledge graduate says. After he throws the sticks under the outhouse, he runs off and then sees Ma come running for the outhouse. He's thinking "Shoulda told Ma about this" when the first stick goes off. Outhouse goes up, second stick goes off, fertilized lawn. Outhouse comes dopwn, Ma steps out and says 'Boy, I sure am glad I didn't let THAT one go in the kitchen".

I got this joke from my dad a few years ago. Enjoy!
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