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Old 11-22-2008, 11:26 AM   #1
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Good one. So, can anyone post a joke at any time, or is it just one per day?
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Old 11-22-2008, 05:28 PM   #3
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Good one. So, can anyone post a joke at any time, or is it just one per day?
1 or 2 a day. Or as many as you like, as long as we don't flood this thread with too many jokes.
I'll try to just post one a day myself, even though I could probably post 5 or 6 and never run out of them.
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Old 11-22-2008, 01:30 PM   #4
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Mike, I take offence with that joke about us folks in West Virginia.

Oh no, wait, it's OK, seeing how I'm originally from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
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Mike, I take offence with that joke about us folks in West Virginia.

Oh no, wait, it's OK, seeing how I'm originally from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
Must be kinda hard to walk down the street with that one long and one short leg.... Thats why i am in the mountains of Arizona, Same kind of inclines as home...
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great joke mike.
didn't know their was any rednecks in philly...oh wait they must be transplants or is that trainsplants?
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Old 11-22-2008, 03:04 PM   #7
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I like the term trainsplant, to bad no one around here would understand it.

In Philly we were too busy eating cheese steaks, hoagies and pretzels to get our necks red...
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I like the term trainsplant, to bad no one around here would understand it.

In Philly we were too busy eating cheese steaks, hoagies and pretzels to get our necks red...
MMMMMM...cheese steaks.....Delish!!!!!!
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I like the term trainsplant, to bad no one around here would understand it.

In Philly we were too busy eating cheese steaks, hoagies and pretzels to get our necks red...
Just as a matter of interest...what is a Cheese Steak?

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It's the main diet staple of native Philadelphians. It tastes better than it looks:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheesesteak
http://philadelphia.about.com/cs/cheesesteaks/a/cheesesteak.htm
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lol that is a good one. Looking forward to more of them.
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This string walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender told him they don't serve strings and kicked him out. The string was a little down, so he decided to tie himself in a knot and mess up his hair.
He walked back into the bar and ordered a beer.
The barkeep said "Ain't you that string I kicked out a while back?"
To witch the string replied "Nope. I'm a frayed knot!"

Don't groan! I know you enjoyed it!
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Very good Mike. I'm LMAO over both of your jokes. Oh, and it's trainsplants, especially in the north.
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Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a "tender behind".
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Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.'
The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet.
I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!
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Thats a classic Haggard. I love it.
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Haggard,
That is just too funny! A little bit true, too.

Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To go to the body shop!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the "guts" too!

Why can't little ghosts lie to their parents?
Because they can see right through them!

A little off season, but funny none the less.
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Really Hagard? That was stolen form AIRCRAFT squawks! Been circulating for years LOL!

A good one just the same.
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