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-   -   Joke of the day. (http://www.nscale.org/forum/showthread.php?t=13826)

berraf 11-22-2008 11:26 AM

That's a good one :lol: :lol: :thankyou:

Packers#1 11-22-2008 01:14 PM

Good one. So, can anyone post a joke at any time, or is it just one per day?

jimcullen 11-22-2008 01:30 PM

Mike, I take offence with that joke about us folks in West Virginia.

Oh no, wait, it's OK, seeing how I'm originally from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
:haha:

n_scale_crazy 11-22-2008 02:48 PM

great joke mike.
didn't know their was any rednecks in philly...oh wait they must be transplants or is that trainsplants?

jimcullen 11-22-2008 03:04 PM

I like the term trainsplant, to bad no one around here would understand it.

In Philly we were too busy eating cheese steaks, hoagies and pretzels to get our necks red...

n_scale_crazy 11-22-2008 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimcullen (Post 133452)
I like the term trainsplant, to bad no one around here would understand it.

In Philly we were too busy eating cheese steaks, hoagies and pretzels to get our necks red...

MMMMMM...cheese steaks.....Delish!!!!!!

Hirailtruck 11-22-2008 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Packers#1 (Post 133435)
Good one. So, can anyone post a joke at any time, or is it just one per day?

1 or 2 a day. Or as many as you like, as long as we don't flood this thread with too many jokes.
I'll try to just post one a day myself, even though I could probably post 5 or 6 and never run out of them.

BrianD 11-23-2008 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimcullen (Post 133452)
I like the term trainsplant, to bad no one around here would understand it.

In Philly we were too busy eating cheese steaks, hoagies and pretzels to get our necks red...

Just as a matter of interest...what is a Cheese Steak?

BrianD

jimcullen 11-23-2008 10:13 AM


stewarttrains98 11-23-2008 10:17 AM

lol that is a good one. Looking forward to more of them.

Hirailtruck 11-23-2008 09:00 PM

This string walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender told him they don't serve strings and kicked him out. The string was a little down, so he decided to tie himself in a knot and mess up his hair.
He walked back into the bar and ordered a beer.
The barkeep said "Ain't you that string I kicked out a while back?"
To witch the string replied "Nope. I'm a frayed knot!"
:rolleyes:
Don't groan! I know you enjoyed it!

Texas Guy 11-24-2008 06:38 AM

Very good Mike. I'm LMAO over both of your jokes. Oh, and it's trainsplants, especially in the north.

Hirailtruck 11-24-2008 08:42 PM

Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a "tender behind".

vicky56 11-24-2008 08:51 PM

An elderly gentleman...
Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.'
The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet.
I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!

Hirailtruck 11-24-2008 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vicky56 (Post 133770)
An elderly gentleman...
Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.'
The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet.
I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!

:lol::lol::lol::haha::haha::haha:
Good one, Vicky!

Texas Guy 11-24-2008 09:42 PM

Kudos to Mike and Vicki for some great jokes. Keep them coming folks, I need a good laugh.

N newbie w/ crazy hubby 11-24-2008 11:48 PM

These Three rednecks walked into a bar one day the third one through the door says bartender im so thursty i can lick the sweat off of bulls balls then a gay man standsup and says moo moo big boy!

MoPac412 11-25-2008 02:43 AM

This is a squawk sheet left for the Engine shops by a train crew.
(P) is for problem
(S) is for solution

(P) Dynamic brakes don't work at any speed.
(S) This locomotive not equipped with dynamic brake.

(P) #2 traction motor seeping oil.
(S) #2 traction motor seepage normal - #1 #3 and #4 motors lack normal seepage.

(P) Something loose in cab.
(S) Something tightened in cab.

(P) Evidence of leak in crankcase.
(S) Evidence removed.

(P) Alternator volume unbelievably loud.
(S) Volume set to more believable level.

(P) Locomotive dances up and down when brake applied at 89MPH.
(S) Could not reproduce problem in enginehouse.

(P) Dead bugs on windshield.
(S) Live bugs on order.

(P) Parking brake cause throttle lever to stick.
(S) That's what its there for.

(P) Engine missing.
(S) Engine found under hood after brief search.

(P) Locomotive handles funny.
(S) Locomotive given verbal warning to be serious.

(P) Radio hums.
(S) Reprogrammed radio with the words.

Rosconz 11-25-2008 03:52 AM

:haha::haha::haha:Thats a classic Haggard. I love it.

Hirailtruck 11-25-2008 08:23 PM

Haggard,
That is just too funny! A little bit true, too.

Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To go to the body shop!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the "guts" too!

Why can't little ghosts lie to their parents?
Because they can see right through them!

A little off season, but funny none the less.


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